The prize
By Ruskin
Bond
THEY were up late, drinking in the
old Savoy bar, and by 1 a.m. everyone was pretty well
sloshed. Ganesh get into his electric-blue Zen and
zig-zagged home. Victor Banerjee drove off in his antique
Morris Minor which promptly broke down, forcing him to
take a taxi. Nandu, the proprietor, limped off to his
cottage, a shooting pain in his foot the presage of
another attack of gout. Begum , who had starred in
over a hundred early talkies, climbed into a
cycle-rickshaw that had no driver, but it hardly
mattered, as she promptly fell asleep. The bartender
vanished into the night. Only Randy Rahul, the romantic
young novelist, remained in the foyer, wondering where
everyone had gone and why hed been left behind.
The rooms were full.
There wasnt a spare bed in the hotel, for it was
the height of the season and the hill-stations
hotels were overflowing. The room boys and kitchen staff
had gone to their quarters. Only the night chowkidars
whistle could occasionally be heard, as the retired havaldar
prowled around the estate.
The young writer felt
hed been unfairly abandoned, and rather resented
the slight. Hed been the life and should of the
party (or so hed thought), telling everyone about
the huge advance hed just get for his latest book
and how it was a certainty for the Booker Prize. He
hadnt noticed their yawns; or if he had, hed
put it down to the lack of oxygen in the bar-room. It had
been named the Horizontal Bar by one of the customers,
because of a tendency on the part of some of them to fall
asleep on the carpet that very same carpet on
which the Duke of Caonnaught had passed out exactly a
hundred years ago.
Rahul had no intention
of passing out on the floor. But hed had one drink
too many and he longed to lie down somewhere. A
billiard-table would have been fine, but the
billiard-room was licked. He staggered down the corridor;
not a sofa or easy chair camp into view. He entered the
huge empty dining-room, now lit by a single electric
bulb.
The abandoned piano did
not look too inviting, but the long dining-table had been
cleared of everything except a curry-stained table-cloth,
left there for early morning customers. Rahul managed to
hoist himself up on the table and stretch himself out. It
made a hard bed, and already bread-crumbs were irritating
his tender skin, but he was too tired to care. The light
bulb was directly above him. Although there was no air in
the room, it swayed slightly, as though an invisible hand
had tapped it gently.
For an hour he slept, a
deep dreamless sleep, and then he became vaguely aware of
music, voices, footsteps, laughter. Someone was playing
the piano. Chairs were pulled back. Glasses tinkled.
Knives and forks clattered against dinner plates.
Rahul opened his eyes to
find a banquet in progress. On his table, the table he
had been sleeping on! And the diners seemed unaware of
his presence. The men were old-fashioned dress-suits with
bow ties and high collars; the women wore long flounced
dresses, but with tight bodices that showed their ample
bosoms off to good advantage. Out of long habit,
Rahuls hand reached out for the nearest breast, and
for once he did not receive a stinging slap; for the
simple reason that his hands, if they were there at all,
hadnt moved.
Someone said,
"Roast pig Ive been looking forward to
this!" and stuck a knife and fork into Rahuls
thigh.
He cried out, or tried
to, but no one heard; he could not hear his own voice. He
found he could raise his head, so he looked down at his
own legs, but all he saw were pigs trotters instead
of his own feet.
Someone turned him over
and sliced a bit off his backside.
"A most tender leg
of pork," remarked the woman on his left.
A fork jabbed him in the
buttocks. Then a giant of a man, top-hatted, with a
carving-knife in his hand, leaned over him. He wore a
broad white apron and on it in large letters was written:
Chairman of the jury. The carving-knife glistened in the
lamplight.
Rahul screamed and leapt
off the table. He fell against the piano, recovered his
balance, dashed past the revellers, and out of the vast
dining-room.
He ran down the hotel
corridor, banging on all the doors. But not one opened to
him. Finally, at room no 16, a door gave way. Out of
breath, shaking all over, our hero. stumbled into the
room and bolted the door behind him.
It was a single room
with a single bed. The bedclothes appeared to be in some
disarray but Rahul hardly noticed. All he wanted was the
end of his nightmare and a good nights sleep.
Kicking off his shoes, he climbed into the bed fully
dressed.
He had been lying there
for at least five minutes before he realised that he
wasnt alone in the bed. There was a body lying
beside him, covered by a sheet. Rahul switched on the
bed-lamp. Nothing moved; the body lay still. On the
sheet, in large letters, were the words: Better luck next
time.
He pulled the sheet back
and stared down at his own dead self.
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