In pursuit of
Mr Right...
By Beverley
DSilva
VALENTINES
Day is like an angry itch out here in Singlesland. Yet
another year has passed and your pink toothbrush is still
sitting there all on its lonesome on the bathroom shelf.
Meeting men isnt the issue. Ive
had three dates since November. But, for various reasons,
thesse men have not worked out. My friends say: "So
what if he is bald/bankrupt/recently discharged from an
asylum? Accommodate! You cant be fussy."
Im not
fussy, believe me. And I know hundreds of women who
arent either. They have interesting, often powerful
jobs. They own properties and cars. They are funny and
attractive. Theyre in their thirties, dateless, and
although they might have forgotten how to flirt, they
just dont get it.
Until now,
most dating self-help guides have been American and of
the Men Are From Mars variety. But the outlook is not
totally bleak. Penrose Halson has written what she says
is "the first British guide to breaking the rules
and meeting Mr Right" or Enlightened Man
(EM), as she calls him. Her advice is practical:
"Meet indoors. Have lunch not dinner. No cars or car
parks." Here is a random dip into Penroses
pearls of wisdom...
Ask
yourself: what is my EM like?
Is he tall,
dark and handsome? Or, as my list goes, has he George
Clooneys head, David Beckhams thighs and Ewan
McGregors...? Thats the problem, she says.
Women are too picky. She is accosted by what she calls
Formidable Young Women (FYW) waving lists of qualities
they want in a man. "Such lists reflect too high
expectations," she says. Instead, ask: is he free?
Does he feel the same way as me about
commit-ment/children/ money? Do we have common outlooks?
Very
sensible, but I would also ask" does he make you
tingle? If, on a first date, you dont detect the
merest wave of physical attraction, forget it. Halson
continues...
Drop the
emotional baggage
This may be
hard if youre still wounded from your last affair,
she says. Its easiest to do when on holiday,
especially in the tropics. Thus I met Elvis in Anguilla
and Suranga in Sri Lanka, and although neither was an EM,
both were (very) dark, handsome and, ahem, nubile. I was
tempted to send them a ticket to London until I
remembered that foreign men are like tropical plants
they dont transplant well. I imported
Christian from Hamburg to London but, one year later, my
love pined badly for his schinken and flugelhorn, and had
to be repotted on home soil.
Smile
Very
important, this one. Cheerful girls are more attractive.
Imagine how urly Cameron Diaz would be wearing a
perpetual frown? Trouble is, smiling would be easier if
one had a boyfriend. Try trips to Joseph and champagne in
the meantime.
Kick bad
habits
One being,
not smiling. Spend too many nights on your own, and the
stained T-shirt, festering washing-up and cuddly toys
lined up in order of height on your pillow might put some
men off.
Think
where there might be men of similar age and education
Halson talks
of the "Halo Effect": women who are attractive
because they are happy, interested and involved. One
person got her halo by going on an archeological dig;
another joined a choir. I would suggest builders
yards, football training grounds and the local
off-licence.
Dont
embark on activities with EM in mind
Men can spot
the glint of desperation in your eye at 20 paces. I must
disagree with Halson here, and refer to the advice of
Lucy, a FYW who has always been successful with men.
"When I meet someone I fancy, I dont budge
until they ask me for a date." I must say, though,
that I have another friend who did that to a waiter and
she is now barred from the restaurant.
Try a
dating agency or the personal columns
Because of my
fixation with celtic men, I arranged to meet someone who
described himself in The Irish World as a
"33-year-old celtic with rapier wit and
qualities like Ewan McGregor". The man I met outside
Books etc looked like Woody Allen. I didnt
road-test the Ewan McGregor reference.
Lastly, my
own dating tips would include:
Be his
friend first
When Rosa met
Sanj at film studios, they became friends, but she
wasnt sure if he fancied her. When she mentioned
that she couldnt find her favourite film. Drugstore
Cowboy, Sanj said hed lend her his copy. Two months
later, she noticed the words Blockbuster Video on the
box. Sanj had hired the film for her and, Rosa realised,
62 x £1.99 was proof that he did indeed fancy her.
You will meet
him when you least expect it.
Get on with
your life.
(Courtesy: The
Sunday Times)
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