Going backwards
to the future
THE most important thing to look for
in any book forecasting future events is the date of its
publication. Then you can be sure how much of it deals
with the past and how much of it is forecasting. In
relating the past they are on reasonably firm ground but
keep up the pretence they knew about it beforehand. The
second thing you should note about them is that when they
forecast events to come they use delightfully vague
language punctuated with ifs and buts so it is impossible
to pin them down.
This is true of
Vyasas Bhavishyavaani, the Bhrigu
Samhita, Nostradamus, Cheiro and all other
soothsayers. No one should take them seriously. Theirs
are outpourings of sick minds which only the most
gullible will accept. Hence, I was pained to note that as
painstaking and respected a scholar of Sikh theology as
Professor Surinder Singh Kohli, retired head of the
Department of Punjabi of the Panjab University,
Chandigarh, should have wasted more than 60 years of his
precious life studying various versions of Sau Saakhi
(100 tales) compiled by men claiming to be contemporaries
of the last Sikh Guru, Gobind Singh.
All these Sau Saakhis have
been used to propagate claims of men like Maharaja Dalip
Singh when he tried to regain his fathers kingdom
down to that of Maharajah Yadavendra Singh of Patiala on
the Partition of the Punjab in 1947. The British also
made use of them by circulating versions of such Saakhis
to suit their own ends.
Sikh Predictions (based
on all relevant texts) compiled by Surinder Singh
Kohli (Munshi Ram Manaharlal) makes amusing reading for
only one reason: It is a lot of garbage assembled by a
good man. I will give just one instance of the kind of
stuff it is and let you judge for yourself. This is taken
from the 61st of the Sau Saakhis:
"The Kaliyuga
in the beginning was destined to move for four lakhs and
thirty-two thousand years. In this age the number of good
people will decline and there will be great suffering.
You will listen at first to the Bhavishya Purana in
which the sage Vyasa unfolded several secret things,
after which you will listen to the sacred utterances of
Guru Nanak Dev and then I shall give my own perceptions.
The age of two lakh years of Kaliyuga dwindles
away by the sinful deeds of four major castes and one
lakh will be cut down by the wrong actions of the four ashramas;
half-a-lakh will be diminished by the sins of women;
two thousand will decrease by the bad deeds of young boys
and girls and two more thousand will go away by the bad
deeds of foolish and mad persons. Ten thousand will
diminish by the wrongful actions in fairs and festivals
and five thousand more will dwindle away through
apostates and agnostics. The remaining age of Kaliyuga
will pass in sins and then at the end of the age, the
Kalki incarnation will appear. The righteous disciplines
of major castes and ashramas will disappear and the
hypocrisies and humbugs shall prevail. Once early in the
morning Kaliyuga manifested himself far away from
the city, in a terrible form for the sight of Guru Nanak
(as recorded in Janaksakhi). He had blue garments on his
body; then he began to laugh and looking towards the Guru
uttered the Name of the Lord. His sins were destroyed for
having the right of the Guru and all his doubts were
effaced."
Goa:
X-mas to New Year
Comes New Years Eve.
The hotel is again decked up like a marriage pandal: coloured
lights, buntings, large paintings and Neptune and
full-bosomed mermaids. And once again Christmas carols
blare through loud-speakers: "Holy Night Silent
Night, all is clear, all is bright," followed by
"Holy and the Ivy", and I am dreaming
of a white Christmas. Indeed in warm, sunny Goa
you can only dream of snow in distant lands?
I prepare myself for the
festivities: longer walk on the beach, longer time in the
sauna, more lengths in the chilly water of the bathing
pool, dinner at the Sea Cuisine; crab with garlic sauce.
Instead of joining festivities, I watch Star TV.
Early to bed. At midnight
I get severe constriction of the throat. I fear I may not
have a voice left in the morning. I get up and scribble
on the hotel pad: "Sore throat. Cant speak.
Get me some vitamin C tablets and Dispirin from
Vasco." A glass of orange juice soothes my throat. I
am able to convey my request in clear voice, but symptoms
of oncoming cold and fever present themselves. So on New
Years Eve my hopes to double my time on the beach,
the health club and the swimming pool are washed away. I
spend the morning lying listlessly. Moral: learn to be
your age. At midnight I am rudely shaken up by explosion
of bombs and crackers and men yelling at the tops of
their voices. I realise 1998 has died, 1999 has been
born.
* * *
New Years Day 1999.
Looks no different from December 31, 1998. The same calm
sea, middle-aged people strolling on the beach, children
screaming as they jump to meat incoming waves, poolside
strewn with masses of white flesh; it is hard to keep
ones eyes straying to girls wearing tight shorts. I
cant risk another swim to cool off or burn away my
libidinous fantasies in a sauna. I do the next best
thing: I return to my novel in a frantic bid to finish
it. I do. Exactly at 3.30 pm. I kill the hero of my
novel, Only one Life to Live with an overdose of
sleeping pills. First I made him into the worlds
champion womaniser, then gave him AIDS, then made him
commit suicide. Penguin Viking have agreed to publish it.
I fear they will chicken out at the last minute.
* * *
How long will Goa remain
Indias paradise on earth? I got an idea of the
shape of things to come on my last evening. I was invited
for drinks by Jagdish Khanna and his wife Milti who own
the Majorda Beach Resort. The narrow, winding pot-holed
road made a 15-minute drive stretch to over half-an-hour.
If they have any plans of repairing and widening roads,
they remain on paper. The Majorda Resort is a beautifully
designed hotel stretching over 22 acres of lawns, bathing
pools and flowerbeds, right up to the sea. Like many
other Goan hotels it has its regulars from abroad: many
Germans and Australians spend many weeks of winter in the
same hotel.
Majorda Beach is much
larger than Bogmalo: it stretches on either side of the
hotel as far as the eye can see. But It is being
encroached on. Snacks with restaurants have been raised
on the sand against government regulations and rules laid
down by the Ministry of Tourism. All the encroachers have
to do is to square the local panchayat to avoid action
being taken against them. All states have corrupt
politicians and ministers.
Tiny Goa has a surfeit of
this venal breed with their quota of musclemen to back
them. So encroachments on beaches continues apace. Shack
owners have no arrangements for disposal of garbage. They
simply dump it in the wood nearest them. Pi dogs and
crows feed on the litter and crumbs thrown by visitors.
If this goes on unchecked, Goas lovely beaches will
become a memory of the past. They are the best things Goa
has to offer: no beaches, no tourism. However, my evening
at Majorda was very pleasant: munching succulent prawns
dipped in garlic sauce and a trio called Golden Notes led
by Agostinho Da Cruz playing Goan melodies one
song Satanichea bongrar was in Konkani, set
to a Portuguese tune.
I left Majorda around 8
pm. A full moon shone in at its silvery glory in a clear
blue sky. No electric lights around most of the route, so
one could see hillsides bathed in moonlight and paddy
fields flooded with water shimmer like quick silver. Back
in my hotel I sat on my room balcony, watching the
moonlight playing on Bogmalo Beach. When I got up at 5 am
the moon was sinking on the western horizon. I saw it
lose its lustre as day light came on. It was very
beautiful, also very sad. I knew I will not be able to
come to Goa again but I hope and pray others will
continue to visit it in increasing numbers and enjoy
their stay as much as I have over the last 15 years.
Politicians
story
A
criminal-politicians tale starts with glory and
ends in jail;
But the lawyers and the court Issue him a free passport,
And he is soon released on bail!
* * *
Politicians face
is sooty;
His house is full of booty.
In the pursuit of wealth,
Which is acquired by stealth,
He has forgotten his duty.
(Contributed by
Rajendra Singh, New Delhi)
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