The higher
one goes, the lonelier it gets
By Amrita
Dhingra
AS you raced out of the restaurant
you had no conscious desire of beating any track and
field records, but anyone watching you come through those
doors would have been justified in asking their
companion, "Isnt that fellow familiar? Saw him
at the Olympics I think." And no doubt the
companion, perhaps to disguise his ignorance perhaps
otherwise, would nod sagely and they would stroll off
happily. Your only conscious aim was to reach your car
and in that you were determined nothing and no one could
stop you. Unfortunately somebody had left a shopping mall
trolley in your way.
Looking behind for any
likely pursuers you failed to notice its presence till
the very last moment and then in true athletic fashion
you decided to vault it. For a second you were flying
over it in glorious leap, till your foot caught in the
handle and both you and the trolley came crashing down.
Untangling yourself from
the offending trolley you got to your feet, still a
little unsteady, and noticed much to your chagrin that
your right ankle was sore from the fall. Giving the
trolley a dirty look, which bounced right off it, you
limped the remaining distance to your car which
thankfully was not parked too far off. A glance thrown
over your shoulder revealed that there were no pursuers
coming at you at breakneck speed. You sank into the plush
upholstery and breathed a sigh of relief.
You sat there for some
time rubbing your sore ankle and trying to calm down, for
it irked you sorely that girl could pulls tricks like a
magician pulling bunnies out of his hat and that never
once did those bunnies fail to co-operate. It seemed to
you that all she had to do was tap the hat and there they
were ready to hop out and in effect deliver a hard punch
to you right between the eyes. And now she was in there
and you were out here and you still hadnt the
faintest idea as to what she was doing. Examining your
progress report as you had been taught to do at business
school was not a very happy task. What do you call a guy
who spends an hour trying to wrangle out info. from a
girl, fails miserably at it and is then forced to
absquatulate in the most undignified manner? An oxymoron?
Right.
Good cheer, it was
clear, was far from your horizon. The Boss was till
A.W.O.L. and his young rebel of a daughter refused to
co-operate with you. She was practically running a
parallel government under your nose. Idly you thought of
how she had missed her vocation. By all rights she ought
to be the leader of a resistance movement in the jungles
of South America running riot there and not terrorising a
perfectly nice and civilised guy like you. The thought
made you angrier, because you never thought of yourself
as a nice civilised guy.
You had, in those golden
days before you met her thought of yourself as a guy who
knew how to operate in the mean street. A guy with guts
and acumen, a winner, the ruthless streak running through
you flashing now and then. And here you were, reduced to
sitting in a parked car and wondering how that ruthless
girl was operating.
Enough to make any
reasonable mans blood boil! It certainly made your
blood boil! Only in the mood you were in you didnt
want to be called a reasonable man. You looked in the
rear view mirror expecting to see your determined eyes
flashing back.
They did only the effect
was somewhat marred by the white plaster that still stuck
to its job of making you look like Frankensteins
younger and better looking brother. With a growl you set
to work on the plaster. It wasnt a very pleasant
experience but it forced you to concentrate and by the
time you had finished the worst of your rage was over.
Amanda Spence,
messer-upper of your life, would have to deal with the
new you. Gone were the days when she could bung a spanner
in your works and walk away laughing. The exact process
was rather unclear to you but out of the undoing of the
plaster that Dr Vextor had encumbered your face with had
emerged the new you. A man who thought on his feet,
albeit one ankle may still be a little worse for wear, a
man who took on a hundred Amandas at a time. Well
at least one at a time. Without further ado you got out
of the car and marched towards the boite.
So buoyed were you by
this sudden resurgence of spirit that it was only when
you reached the building that you realised that going in
through the back or the front entrance was not a verygood
idea at all. No one knew better than you that that young
terrorist was capable of boobytrapping both these routes
thereby landing straight into the long and no doubt
welcoming arms of the law. No sir! You werent going
to fall into that trap again. Thoughtfully, you surveyed
the building. It was a two-storeyed structure with a
convenient fire escape to facilitate your ascent.
Now if you could get in
at the first floor or the second floor and then descend
to the ground floor you could out-trick Amanda. You
jumped and got hold of the lowest step of the fire-escape
and hoisted yourself up. After that reaching the second
floor level was the matter of moments. There however,
fate, chance and lady luck all contrived to work against
you. All the windows were locked and you were separated
from your promised land by a thin but impenetrable wall
of glass. Being in the state of mind you were, you did
not let a mere trifle deter you.
And you really
didnt have to look far away in. For there was a row
of ventilation windows just a few feet above the windows
and all of them were wide open. The climb of course would
be tricky but then nothing ventured nothing gained. The
fire escape which had assisted you thus far could help
you only a little. Taking a leg up you latched on to the
ledge just below the ventilators. And having done so, you
now tried to get the rest of yourself onto the ledge.
For several moments you
hung there, fingers clutching desperately at the ledge
feet flailing to swing over the ledge. Then you made the
first of your blunders. And while incidentally were
at the point, didnt Brutus also make three
blunders? Anyway, to get back to your blunder. You did
something any idiot who is dangling from a ledge will do.
You looked down. Thats also the moment you made a
new discovery about yourself, you realised you disliked
heights. No thats too mild, you detested and
abhorred heights. Infact you had a good mind to actively
avoid them in future.
In a frantic and last
ditch attempt to save yourself from eminent extinction
you heaved yourself upwards. Miracle of miracles! It
worked! You let out the breath you had been holding and
pulled in a fresh dose of oxygen into starved lungs.
One would not be
exaggerating at all to say that you all but mopped a
fevered brow. This definitely was not the stuff your
favourite dreams were made off.
The ledge was a narrow
one and you had to hold on to the wall lest you fall
over. As you peered into the room that only had the
benefit of a moon to light it you realised it was barely
furnished and was probably some kind of a storehouse.
Good that meant no one would be around to question your
entry into the room. The ledge made cramped quarters. It
was made for pigeons and no doubt the odd adventurous cat
ventured there after them or to take its afternoon snooze
but it certainly was not made for a human being. It was
perhaps the narrowness of the ledge that caused you to
make the second of your blunders.
You extended your leg
and climbed through the ventilator. Or atleast you tried
to. If the ledge was not made for human beings deductive
logic would have suggested that the architect would not
have made ventilation windows fit for human beings to
climb through. Sadly though, all your logic deductive or
otherwise seemed to have, to use the expression, flown
out of the window. The end result was that you were
effectively stuck in the ventilation window.
There are of course
several wise saws and modern instances which would have
warned you of your fate, look before you leap being one
that most readily comes to mind, but you had ignored all
of them to your own peril. You struggled a good deal
before you gave up.
The scenario was
certainly a gloomy one. Had someone come up to you talked
about grey clouds and silver linings you would have most
certainly have smashed his nose. How, you wondered, were
you going to spend the rest of the bally night up here?
You could of course have yelled for help but like most
high achievers you realised, too late some might say that
it gets awfully lonely at the top.
There wasnt soul
in sight. And the thought of the advent of morning
brought no cheer for how on earth would you
explain what you were doing stuck in the ventilation
window on the second floor of this building? What could
you say, "I was trying to clean the windows, scale
the building, what?"
It would be apparent to
anyone privy to your thoughts at that point in time that
you were fast falling into that spiral of dejection that
often assails young men who manage to get stuck in
ventilation windows in the middle of the night. Just then
you heard three voices coming from somewhere inside the
building. They perked you up immediately.
Whoever they were you
were prepared to compose a ballad in their honour. To
your mind, these people were the epitome of all that was
good and true and sincere in the world. You opened your
mouth prepared to yell and alert them of your presence
and then shut it again!
For there came that
unmistakable voice half-lilt, half-huskiness. A
voice youd know anywhere. The voice of Amanda
Spence. And it had iron in it. It was the tone she used
to tell people she meant business. Your heart which had
so recently gone asoaring with the clouds fell to the
ground with a thump. So this was to be your ultimate
humiliation caught here by her. For a moment you
wished you had fallen off the ledge after all.
Then your attention was
captured by the scene that unfolded before your eyes. Two
men, both middle-aged and tubby were marched through the
door by a familiar figure who brought up the rear
pointing a cute but nonetheless nasty looking revolver at
them.
"Now then
tubby," she said to one of them switching on the
light which was a lone bulb of low wattage,
"lets near it. And dont skip the details
or youll find a bit of lead whizzing awfully close
to your left ear."
The two men, neatly
strussed up like turkeys could only grumble. "Aw
come on Miss Spence, we didnt know it was you we
was messing with. Honest. That damm
Stokes......hell pay for this."
"Of course he will.
Ill make him pay. But before that you and I are
going to have a very informative chat." You noticed
that she had changed from her gown to black slacks and a
jumper. You also thanked your lucky stars neither of them
had noticed you so far. The men had obviously imbibed too
much and Amanda had her back to you. You prayed that
things stayed that way.
The conversation that
followed was very interesting. These two over-grown
louses were operators at the stock exchange and as they
blabbed on Stokes they confirmed what you had heard at
your club. Amanda listened intently and when she had
questioned and re-questioned and tripped them up on a
dozen half-truths she said with all the serenity of one
closing a meeting of the board, "That gentlemen
shall be all. For the moment atleast." The two thugs
looked relieved. "I hope you have a comfortable
night." She looked down at them as they sat there,
backs to the wall. "There may of course be the odd
rat around here, but it can do no more than chew on your
toes. I shall try and find the time to send someone
around to get you. Goodnight."
With that she put off
the light, slammed the door shut and impervious to the
howls and appeals of the two slobs, she left.
Which left you with what
you have often heard as being described as mixed
feelings. Now you knew what she had been doing in the
restaurant, and it gave a good deal of satisfaction in
that you had achieved your objective.
However, the irrevocable
fact remained that you were still stuck in the ventilator
and though you may now have those two thugs as companions
your position unassailable as it was, was still one
fraught with danger, and you did not like it one bit. It
promised to be a long night.
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