The rage
of human beings
By
Manohar Malgonkar
MIKE Tyson has made headlines again,
but this time not for chewing off someones ear, or
committing rape, but only for doing something that he is
known for all over the world: boxing. Not boxing in the
ring, however, in a bid to regain a lost world-title or
even a practice round: He is alleged to have knocked out
another man in a fit of road rage.
Road rage. A malady
special to city dwellers. Motorists in a rush, their
teeth gnashing with impatience; taking children to
classes, jet-setters to airports, patients to hospitals,
lawyers to courts, bureaucrats to piles of files,
executives to meetings.
Some madman tries to beat
the light, or maybe jams on the brakes to avoid pulping a
cat, and crrruuunch! Metal against metal.
Doors fly open. Both
drivers hurl curses and foul abuse at one another as they
get out and examine damage. Traffic grinds to a halt and
horns toot. Never mind even if it is just a paint-scratch
or a dented mudgard. It is always the other mans
fault the bastard! The son of a bitch!
This is instant-hatred.
Two men who had never known one another become enemies.
They square off and swear and threaten. But most times,
that is where it ends. They cant hold up the
traffic just to bash on another. Everyone is in a hurry
to get somewhere. As they themselves are.
But alas, not always.
Occasionally there is violence. Blows exchanged. A broken
nose or a black eye such as Tyson is said to have given
the man whose car collided with his. Even death, as
happened in Manchester unless it was in Birmingham. Two
motorists got into a road rage argument. It ended when
one of them took out his gun and killed the other.
And then got a fit of cold
panic, knowing he would be charged with murder. So he ran
away, abandoning his wife, home, job, to live out his
days in a foreign land. A fit of road rage had made him a
fugitive for life. For life? At least until the thing
blew over.
Well it didnt. Now,
two years later, the police have found out his hiding
place a sleepy village in Spain and have
begun extradition proceedings.
Tyson, if he is found
guilty, faces a fail term, or a hefty fine. The
self-exiled Englishman when he is brought home is to be
charged with manslaughter.
O.K. Both cases represent
worst-case scenarios. Still, that is the sort of risk
that city motorists are exposed to day after day.
City motorists but not,
mercifully, those of us who live in villages. We drive on
open roads that know no traffic-jams only
occasional blockages caused by broken-down vehicles.
We have no cause to get
mad at fellow-road-users... well, other than fits of
swearing at aggressive drivers those who force you
off to the edge with blaring horns or cut into lines.
True, we, too, often experience a jab of road rage, but
it is not directed at anyone in particular, but against
faceless entities called government departments.
For instance my nearest
airport is in Goa; that is where I have to go to catch a
plane or, more often, to meet arriving friends. It is a
distance of 120 km. Of this, a full two-thirds, 80 km, is
in Goa, the rest in Karnataka.
The drive over the Goa bit
is a breeze. Sure, there are a few patches of rough
going. But for the rest the road is glass-smooth. In
Karnataka it is the other way round: patches of motorable
road connecting long stretches of cart-track. The 80 km
in Goa take at the most an hour and a half; the 40 km in
Karnataka need all of two hours.
As you enter Karnataka
from Goa, an enormous signboard greets you: Welcome to
Karnataka. Someone once added another message to the
board: No motor vehicles beyond this point. Exemplifying
our sort of road rage.
We dehatis
upcountry residents have a different set of
grievances from those of the town dwellers. Off-hand, I
can think of three, aside from neglected roads: phone
rage, no-lights rage and a recent arrival, dirty-money
rage.
Rural telephones came to
life in a burst of fanfare, in the early 90s. For full
five years they functioned just as efficiently as city
phones. From my house I regularly spoke to people living
in the rest of India and even in Europe and America.
Then one day our ISD
facilities were whisked off or became dysfunctional.
Without so much as a printout to subscribers telling them
why. But it was only a portent. Soon other facilities too
stopped working one by one and even local calls could not
be made. For four months this summer, I had to drive 12
km to a pay phone to make calls. There are two telephones
in my house.
The villagers threatened a
dharna and rasta rokko. So a couple of mechanics came and
settled whatever had gone wrong. It did not last long
though. Now the phones work, but the dial tone is drowned
by a continuous din of static which makes conversation
impossible.
As it happens, the fault
is a minor one. A loose connection on a junction bar on
the electric mains which, at this point, cross the phone
lines. A single man with a pair of pliers can set it
right within a matter of minutes.
But easier said than done.
Here two departments, one central, one state, are
involved: The Telecom Department and the Karnataka
Electricity Board. Both are prickly about turf
violations, experts at buckpassing, and veterans of
negativism.
There is no way of cutting
a path through a double-fence of bureaucratic thickets.
So the problem remains, to be lived with, even if it
entails yelling and screaming to be able to be heard.
And why do I so much as
mention a no-lights rage at all? It is nothing special to
upcountry living? Why, even the people of Delhi are
nowadays familiar with it.
It is just that in
villages we do a lot of farming. Even those who
dont grow foodgrains have extensive gardens, and
somehow we have to keep out trees alive. Which means
installing generators for pumping water from private
wells.
And a head-on collision
with departmental obstructionism. I myself have had to
invest in a powerful generator. After I had constructed a
shed to house it, it took me only a few weeks to put it
into place. And two years to get clearance for it to be
put into use.
And so to our last rage:
dirty money. No, it has nothing to do with bribery and
corruption. It is what it means, filthy currency notes.
I think it is well known
that all banks send their torn and dirty notes to their
rural branches, which must be their last resting places
before theyre pulped.
Three years ago, my
daughter gave me a sealskin wallet which she had bought
in Milan. It remains unused because I cannot bear the
thought of putting our currency notes in it.
Arundhati Roy wrote of
money that carried deposits of pus, blood, grease. She
was speaking of urban currency. For the villages, add
cowshit sweat, spit, and also layers of glue or
rice-paste smeared to patch up torn bits.
At the end of every month,
I take home from the bank a couple of stakes of stapled
notes to pay my garden workers. Some of them are back the
next day. "The shops dont accept them,"
Im told. So I take these rejects to the bank which,
gamely enough, makes no difficulty about accepting them.
But they prefer to credit the money to my account to
exchanging these notes for clean ones.
They just dont have
that many notes cleaner than the one I have returned.
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