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Sunday,
July 1, 2001
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Article |
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Why you should not go...
...to the movies
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You can see
them on video
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A/c probably
not working
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You can do
without rats for company
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You don’t
want permanent ear damage from "super-duper accoustics"
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You’ve seen
it anyway
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You’d rather
go bowling
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Don’t want
to face a lathi charge
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You are tired
of removing chewing gum from your clothes
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Might as will
as say that the movies was terrible without seeing it rather than
see it & say it
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If you’ve
seen one, you’ve seen all
- There might be a fire and who
wants a fiery death?
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