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A monsoon
wedding for Tabu on the cards?
By Madhur
Mittal
HEY! Is it really true that Tabu
may soon be flying off to Hollywood, to do a really big
movie with a really hot hero and a really top
director...? Well, we have more than much flak flying
around here in Bollywood, although nobody seems to really
know any details for sure!
Hang on in there for a moment.
Because one could always confirm the "news" by
getting the itty gritty stuff straight from the
mares... mouth, right? WRONG! For the very simple
reason that Tabu isnt in town (she could be
shooting anywhere Mussorie, Melbourne or Munich,
yknow). Shucks, stumped. What does one do now, for
Chrissake? Think, think. Aha, got it! Just put my ear to
the ground... and tune in to Punditji
filmlands most reverred and renowned Shri Know All,
whos almost always under ground.
And he turns out to be a
real party pooper! "No Tabu is not acting with the
Americans; she is only going to be in the USA for the
next couple of months to shoot for half a dozen
filmmakers taking her from New York through Hawaii
to Santa Barbara! And yes, even though you didnt
ask me, let me tell you that she will marry soon after
her return to India, most probably a monsoon
marriage".
Before I can make my
getaway, Punditji says: "Oh, just one more
thing, my man." I look enquiringly. He displays
tobacco-stained teeth. "You owe me a hundred bucks
for my inside information!" Maybe I could bill Tabu
for it as and when she returns from "Hollywood"
...
It
could be worse
Of late, Akshaye Khanna
has been meeting up with rather aggressive (if not
hostile) Press persons. All they all want to question him
about is his fade out in the (very) near future
what with his starrers falling like ninepins at the box
office bowling alley, see?
Well, well, certainly
goes to the credit of Khanna Jr that hes taking all
the potshots with a big grin, as of now. The hunky guy
just shakes his head, ruffles his hair (whatever is still
there!) and smiles broadly:"Look, Iam doing my
level best to put in good, convincing performances. But
if the viewers arent quite happy, then I guess
Iam not exactly picking the right pictures to do.
Frankly, I do try and insist on going through the script
before I sign a film... but all I am given is the
storyline in five, short sentences! And with most of the
scenes being written on the sets itself, tell me: What
the hell can I do about it, huh?"
Cheer up, Akshu
its not the end of the world, or your career. After
all, things could be worse...
Ms
Moneybags
On the other hand,
someone who cant stop smiling (smugly) happens to
be Manisha Koirala. All of a sudden, that dazed, depressive, lost look
is gone... to be replaced by an exuberant, oh-joy-is-me
kinda countenance! Whats the big deal?
Well, it is a big deal,
literally! You see, Raveena Tandon had been chosen to do
a series of new ads for Pepsi. But, before you could say
"Abracadabra", the Nepali nymphet had made
headlines by (unceremoniously) replacing Raveena
virtually overnight!!! No doubt the new ad is pretty
slick and effective (with former "Mr Graviera",
Pundir Diwakar, pitching in with machismo to match
Manisha"s undeniable sensuality), but, still,
everybodys wondering how Koirala carried off such a
clout of a coup making her richer by a whopping 20
million megabucks!
Er... now, if that
aint reason enough to smile, what is... ?
Gulshan
marries again
Ladies and gentlemen,
please offer congratulations and felicitations to the
vile villain of Hindi cinema Gulshan Grover
on his third (or is it the fourth?) official marriage! He
wed pretty Kashish Berry at a star studded ceremony at
Juhus ISCKON amidst red roses, rose petal heaps and
rose water sprinklers...
Well, may the fragrance
last forever and all that ... but such was Gulus
kashish to marry in a tearing hurry, that he forgot to
invite more than half of the film fraternity! So now,
hes trying to make amends by sending out
"Sorry my wedding card didnt reach you"
Cards all over again...
This
feature was published on May 16, 1999
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