Why English
football coach lost his job
by
T.V.R. Shenoy
IN his farewell speech,
Michael Jordan said he had done his best to remove the
image of Chicago as a gangsters hangout a
picture that had lasted ever since Al Capone held sway.
Frankly, I dont
think anyone will ever forget that master criminal. But
does anyone remember just how Al Capone finally found
himself behind bars? He was a murderer several times
over. He was blackmailer, a thief, and a dealer in banned
substances but no policeman handcuffed him for those
crimes. No, Al Capone finally met his match when the
taxmen caught up with him.
I am reminded of Al
Capones fate when reading of the sacking of the
English football coach, Glenn Hoddle. He wasnt
sacked because of that appallingly indiscreet diary that
was published just after the last World Cup. He
wasnt sacked because of squabbles with senior
players. He wasnt sacked because his team performed
so much below expectations in France 98. No, Hoddle
was shown the door because the morality
police decided he had crossed the bounds of political
correctness.
The handicapped and the
retarded, quoted Hoddle, had only themselves to blame.
Their physical and mental disabilities in this life were
a result of their bad karma in a previous
incarnation. This proved to be an own goal, or rather
two.
Handicapped
and retarded are politically incorrect. The
proper phrase, it seems, is to use a prefix with
challenged. Therefore there arent any
short men and women around any longer, merely
those who are vertically-challenged. (I
rather like this; instead of confessing I am
computer-illiterate. I can now say I am
technologically-challenged.
Challenged has a marvellous old-world air of
knight errantry about it, doesnt it?)
But to return to Hoddle,
his second error was using the word karma,
something that smacks of un-Christian values.
By the time Hoddle clarified that he hadnt meant to
insult anyone, the tabloids and the clergy had already
condemned him.
Nobody should be surprised
any longer at the frenzied excesses of English tabloids,
but what did the clergymen object to? Reduced to its bare
essence, karma is nothing more than as you sow, so
shall you reap a thoroughly Biblical
sentiment. Was it, then, the idea of reincarnation?
If so, it must be said no
less than Jesus Christ implicitly supported their
concept. According to tradition, the prophet Elijah would
herald the Messiah, as sceptics pointed out to Jesus. He
responded, But I say unto you that Elijah is come
already and they knew him not... And the text
continues that the disciples then understood that
he spake unto them of John the Baptist. (Read the
seventeenth chapter of the Gospel of Matthew.) That is a
clear case of reincarnation.
No, I rather think the
only thing that was un-Christian about Hoddles
choice of words was the fact that he used a term
generally associated with Indian philosophy. But why
should Anglicans be so touchy about a celebritys
flirtation with another faith? This isnt the first
such instance, mind you, when a public persons
private beliefs have been debated. When Prime Minister
Blair was discovered in a Catholic church, his official
spokesman had to hurriedly clarify that Blair wasnt
being converted!
No law specifically
prohibits non-Anglicans from Downing Street; several
Catholics and at least one Jew have even served in the
Cabinet. In this day and age a persons religious
identity shouldnt matter to a nation preaching
religious tolerance to others, right?
The excuse for the Blair
furore was that Prime Ministers advise the monarch on the
appointment of bishops, and Catholic sympathisers
shouldnt arrange the fate of Protestants. If so,
how shall the English clergy react to the Prince of Wales
becoming their boss? After all, he has never made a
secret of his deep respect for oriental religions.for
Anglicans to advise other nations to practise tolerance.
But, like charity, that is a virtue that should begin at
home.
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