Art lies in the eyes of the aesthete
By Manohar
Malgonkar
SONGS are sung to it and toasts
drunk in its honour. It has been a favourite subject of
famous painters. A regiment of guards is named after it,
and expatriate Englishmen manning the distant outposts of
the Empire tended to go misty-eyed when they talked about
it.
The roast beef of England.
There are restaurants in
England which make a speciality of serving the national
dish as no doubt it was meant to eaten: while it was
actually being cooked. Fortnum's, Scott's, Simpsons, the
Grillroom at the Dorchester to name some of the
prominent ones are famed for their roast beef and
Yorkshire pudding.
The man who had asked me
to lunch was some sort of a front-man for a major
Hollywood studio. We were escorted to a reserved table
and after a ritualistic exchange of pleasantries and
handed atlas-sized menus covered in crimson leather. I
can never decipher a fancy menu anyhow, and knowing that
the meal that we were about to eat would be charged to
some studio's expense account, had decided to treat
myself to an "all red'' lunch. So I made a pretence
of looking at the menu and ordered it: Lobster and a
fresh-strawberries dessert, and hoped that my host would
not fail to order just the right red wine to go with my
choice of dishes. He did. A Burgundy. The way he talked
about the wines with the wine-steward made me realise
that he was something of a wine-fancier. He did his
sampling like a professional. He first rolled the wine in
the glass and waved the glass under his nose before
taking a sip, which he savoured, before swallowing. He
made a ring of his right thumb and forefinger and
pronounced: "Just right."
Earlier, he had cavaliarly
waived away the menu and told the gentleman who took the
orders that he would "take something from the
cart." When they trundled the cart to our table and
raised the huge copper cover, I could have sworn that
they had brought up a whole roasting ox, spluttering and
oozing brown juices. My host gazed at it raptly before
pointing out the bits and pieces he wanted to eat. He
turned to me and said: "What a picture it makes?
Beef roasting!"
Sure I had been a little
put off by the proximity of a large hunk of beef in the
process of being cooked, and yet I had to admit that it
made a striking abstract painting, a riot of autumn
shades which were changing even as we were looking at
them.
But then burning meat as
art! It just didn't make sense.
For some one like myself,
brought up as a Hindu in a cow-worshipping land, it is
not easy to come to terms with the idea that an enormous
hunk from an ox's body burning slowly over an invisible
fire is a work of art. But then my lifelong exposure to a
broad international culture prevailed. Even as I was
ritualistically finishing off my Red lunch with the
remains of the Burgundy, I found myself agreeing with my
host: The meat hung on the serving trolly did indeed
resemble a canvas by some post-impressionist painter,
say, Ronato Gussoto or, even more, Andre Masson.
But that is as far as I
can go. I draw the line at raw, or rotting beef being
exhibited as a work of art. I don't think I would have
been able to enjoy my expensive lunch or indeed
manage to eat it If I had to sit at a table in the
proximity of the art collection installed by one of
London's best-known restaurants, Quo Vadis in Soho for
its launching in 1997: The flayed heads of cows in a bath
of formaldehyde.
If that is the new trend
for decorating fashionable eating places in the west, it
is just as well that I don't go abroad any more. Then
again, even if I do go to London again, it is not likely
that I shall venture into a restaurant where the price of
a normal meal, with the customary half-bottle of wine,
comes to around £ 40 (Rs 3000) Crazy!
I was glad to read,
however, that other people too objected to those cows'
heads displayed as decorations. There were street
demonstrations by animal liberationists. Police had to be
called and arrests made.
The fact that these
demonstrators were some kind of animal lovers and not
commandos on behalf of what is seemly in art, makes my
point. There can be no agreement on what constitutes an
art-work. Indeed that, from the turn of the 20th century,
art itself has cut loose from conventional bonds and
escaped into the sphere of undefinable concepts. Now it
is like the letter aum of the Hindu scriptures. It
is everything but it is also nothing.
One of the world's most
influential newspapers, the New York Times, recently
sent round a letter to a score or so Americans whose
opinions on matters of art it valued, asking them the
precise question: What is art? The only thing common to
all the answers was that there just was no answer.
A veteran American
Congressman, Peter Hoekstra who has strong views on
whether the state should support its artists, came out
with the most serviceable definition: "There can be
no definition of art, because art is just whatever people
say it is." So there it is. We may not like it, but
art is whatever anyone says is art.
At least it sets up free
from the self-important pronouncements of art experts.
The fact is that even the experts, the professionals,
don't always know good art from bad or even recognise the
talents of an artist by seeing his work. In 1886, a young
man who was largely a self-taught dabbler in paint,
joined the arts Academy in Antwarp so that he could make
his drawings from living models. His teachers shook their
heads at his efforts and told him that his drawings were
so bad that he would have to join the beginners class.
The young man was Vincent Van Gogh, and that year when he
was told to go to bottom of class, he painted one of his
masterpieces, The Potato Eaters.
So now it is a
free-for-all. Marc Quin creates his artworks by using
blood and refrigeration equipment and why not?
Eric Magnusson was able to get a high price for a
gold-leaf rendering of a stain he had made by urinating
in a corner of his studio. The actor Tommy Lee Jones
possesses a cityscape executed in molasses, sand and the
juice of berries. Chris Ofili uses oil paint, but also
needs polyester resin, map pins and elephant dung for his
type of work, and If Serge keeps in his sitting room a
lucite box which may have come straight from the Quo
Vadis: it contains the head of a cow crawling with
maggots.
Art for art's sake!.
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