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necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?" "You’ll know on Valentine’s Day." he said. On Valentine’s Day, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled.... "The Meaning Of Dreams." Unending wishlist A group of girlfriends enjoying a vacation get to know about a five-storey hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have five floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued going up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realise that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." Wrong pick A couple is going out for the evening to celebrate wife’s birthday. They get ready and then leave their pet cat out. The taxi arrives, and as the couple walks out of their home, the cat shoots back into the house. Not wanting their often-rowdy cat to have free run in the house while they are out, the husband goes back upstairs to chase the cat out. The wife doesn’t want to tell the taxi driver that the house would be empty and thus explains,"He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, the husband comes back after driving the cat out of the house, and says, "Sorry I took so long. Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!" Hard facts I was cooking pancakes for my husband but used too much flour and they turned out a bit heavy. After we had eaten everything, the leftover was being thrown away by my husband. I stopped him from doing so as I wanted to feed these to the birds. "Don’t," my husband said. "They will not be able to fly!"
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After
she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you
gave me a pearl