Webside humour
For example
Sunil Sharma

The first morning after the honeymoon, the husband got up early, went down to the kitchen, and brought his wife her breakfast in bed. Naturally, she was delighted.

Then he spoke: "Did you notice how I got you the breakfast?"

"Of course, dear. Every single detail!"

"Good. That’s how I want my breakfast to be served every morning."

Word power

A worker was called on the carpet by his supervisor for talking back to his foreman. "Is it true that you called him a liar?
"Yes, I did."
"Did you call him stupid?"
"Yes."
"And did you call him an opinionated, egomaniac man?"
"No, but would you write that down so I can remember it?"

Laws of nature

Nature has many laws that hold fast and true. For example, a baby ape will always grow-up to be an ape; likewise, a baby baboon will
become an adult baboon. A baby pig will mature into a full grown pig. A baby jackass will always become a jackass.
Yet oddly enough, women say a young man may grow-up to be any one of these!

Communication gap

A woman loses both ears in an accident. A plastic surgeon she consults tells her that ear transplants are still in the testing stage, but he will do what he can. The woman undergoes the operation, and after sometime she returns to the surgeon’s office to have the bandages removed and the stitches taken out. After examining her, the doctor tells her everything seems to have gone well, and she seems pleased with his work. The next day, however, she calls the plastic surgeon in a rage.
"You know what you did?" she screams. "You gave me a man’s ears."
"Well," says the surgeon, "an ear is an ear. What is wrong? Can’t you hear?"
"I hear everything," she says. "The problem is I do not understand anything I am told."

Mind games

The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers. "Yes," he said. "My dad taught me." "Good! Can you tell me what comes after three." "Four," answers little Johnny.

"What comes after six?"

"Seven."

"Very good," says the teacher. "Your father did a good job.

What comes after ten?"

"A jack," says little Johnny.

Return gift

A lady was telling her guest that on her 41st birthday, she received, among other presents, an extravagantly expensive wrinkle-removing cream from her teenage daughter.

"And what did she give you last year?" a guest asked the mom.

Her reply without hesitation was: "The wrinkles!"

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