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“Honey,” the husband finally said one day, “Why do you keep bringing that up? I thought your policy was forgive and forget.” “It is,” she said. “I just don’t want you to forget that I’ve forgiven and forgotten.” What an idea! A shopkeeper was dismayed when a store opened next door with a huge sign that said, BEST DEALS!" To make things worse, another store opened on the other side with a huge sign reading "LOWEST PRICES!" He nearly panicked until he had the idea to put up his own sign, bigger than the other two that read, "MAIN ENTRANCE." Mind your order A priest at a parochial school wanted to point out the proper behaviour for church. He was trying to elicit from the youngsters, rules that their parents tell them before taking them to a nice restaurant. "Don’t play with your food," one second grader cited. "Don’t be loud," said another, and so on... "And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?" the priest inquired of one little boy. Without batting an eye, the child replied, "Order something cheap." On the wrong side A high-powered executive was speeding down the street, talking on his cell phone. The police pulled him over. The executive completed his call and looked up at the officer. "Yes?" The officer said. "I bet you don’t even know why I stopped you." Said the executive, "You want to use my phone?" No icing on the cake At the bakery where I work, we take custom cake orders. One day, a woman came in to pick up the cake she had ordered a few days earlier. However, when she saw the vibrant pink trim, she complained that her daughter wanted a soft pink. I got a new cake and even marked down the price. Finally, I asked her, "What would you like to be written on the cake?" "Oh, just, happy first birthday," she replied. S(mothering) The counsellor was helping the kids put their stuff away on the first day of summer camp. He was surprised to see a youngsters carry an umbrella. The counsellor asked him, "Why did you bring an umbrella to camp?" The kid answered, "Didn’t you ever have a mother?" Lazy worker A construction site foreman had 10 lazy men working for him. One day, he decided to trick them into doing work. "I’ve got an easy job for the laziest one among you," he said. "Will the laziest man please raise his hand." Nine hands went up. "Why didn’t you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man. "Too much trouble," he responded.
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Once upon a time a husband did something really stupid. His wife chewed him out for it. He apologised, they made up. However, from time to time, the wife would mention what he had done.
