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"Honey," he stammered. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of silence. He thought the call had been dropped, but then he heard his wife’s voice. "Ken," she barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was his time to be silent. Embarrassed, he said, "Well, would you come and get me?" She retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman that I have not stolen your car." Motherboard An old couple purchased a new computer. They ran into some difficulties while setting it up so they decided to call the customer support phone number they found in the manual. The husband picked up the phone and called the number. A man answered the phone and the husband explained the problem to him. The computer support guy began rattling off computer jargon. This confused them even more. "Sir," the husband said politely, "Can you explain what I should do as if I were a small child?" "Okay," the computer support guy said, "Son, could you please put your mommy on the phone?" Bony facts An orthopaedic surgeon was moving to a new office. His staff was helping transport many of the items. His woman assistant was moving a display skeleton in her car to the new place. The skeleton’s bony arm was dangling across from the back of her car seat. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the next car became obvious. Just to satisfy their curiosity she looked at driver of the car standing next to her and explained, "I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office." The driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," "but I think it’s too late!" Miracle diet Mr Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds." When Mr Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that’s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" Mr Lee nodded. "I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."
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A man after a meeting
found that the car keys were not in his pocket. A quick search in the
meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly he realised, he must have left
them in the car. His wife, Diane, had scolded him many a times for
leaving the keys in the ignition and had warned him that one day his
car would be stolen. Frantically, he headed for the parking lot. Not
finding his car in the parking he arrived at a terrifying conclusion
that her apprehension has come true. He immediately called the police
and gave them his location, confessed that he had left my keys in the
car, and that it had been stolen. Then he made the most difficult call
of all.