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Welcome to hell
He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man doesn’t like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries. He finds that they’re all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks: "What do they do there?" He is told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day’. "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, so why are so many people waiting to get in here?" wonders the man. He is told, "Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair doesn’t work. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former government servant. So he just comes, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen." Baby’s day in A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor’s office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" "Oh yes. It's a good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked, "Then why in the world did you eat him?" Family ties A little girl came from school and asks her mother: "Mom, how did the human race came on earth?" The religious mother explained, "God made stupid Adam and beautiful Eve, they loved each other and Grandma Eve produced beautiful children which became human race on earth." Dad came from office and the girl rushed to him and asked, "Dad, do you know how the human race came on earth?" Dad explained: "There were only monkeys on the earth and they evolved into human race which we are today." Girl ran back to Mom and complained: "Mom, dad says we came from monkeys on earth and not from Grandma Eve." The mom explained: "I told you where I came from and Dad told you where he came from." Smart spouse A newly married man, feeling a little insecure, asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," his bride replied sweetly, "I'd have married you no matter who left you that fortune!"
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WE Indians rock
everywhere, so what if its Hell. A man dies and goes to hell. He finds
that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German
hell and asks: "What do they do here?"