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One night, a husband and wife were getting dressed before going out for dinner. The wife put on eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, eyeliner, eyelashes, mascara, toner, blush and lipstick, then turned to her husband and said, “Does this look natural?”
“Take a bunch of flowers home for your wife, sir,” urged the street vendor. Play it by the ear A doctor received an emergency call from a patient. She had a fly in her ear. He suggested an old home remedy. “Pour warm olive oil into your ear and lie down for a few minutes,” he said. “When you lift your head the fly should emerge with the liquid.” Encore A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, “I’d like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London.” On a blink On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant. Blissfully amnesic “George is so forgetful,” the sales manager complained to his secretary. “It’s a wonder he can sell anything. I asked him to pick me up some sandwiches on his way back from lunch and I’m not sure he’ll even remember to come back.” Ms know-it-all An interesting advertisement in the newspaper.
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