ULTAPULTA

Tigers vs idiot 
Jaspal Bhatti

“Arrey O Sambha” shouted Gabbar. “Ji sarkar.” “Kitney tiger the?” Sarkar, there were many tigers but the animals have been poached for skin trading.” “Very sad, we could not protect the wild life.” “Sarkar, even our own protection has become a matter of concern and you are talking about tigers,” Gabbar again asked, “if you say there were many tigers earlier why Yash Chopra says there was only one tiger, Ek Tha Tiger.

Sambha said, “Sarkar this is a Salman Khan movie that has made the fastest hundred crore” “Is it a film about a man after marriage? Because every man thinks he is a tiger before the marriage,” asked Gabbar Singh curiously.

Samba said, “Sarkar, I haven’t seen the movie. In fact, I don’t get time to get off this cliff, as all the time I am dancing attendance on you.”

“Arrey O Sambha”! “Ji sarkar.” “Don’t you think there were only two tigers in the film industry? I mean “Do the tiger”? said Gabbar.

“Right sir,” said Sambha, “One went into the IPL business and other raised his value to Rs 1 crore.” 

Gabbar said, “Shah Rukh Khan is more interested in his IPL team than acting, otherwise he was also a tiger in the industry.” Sambha said, “Sir, how do rate Aamir Khan? Isn’t he another tiger?”

Gabbar said, “He is a fox and more intelligent than these tigers. He called himself an idiot and made his 3 Idiots the highest-ever grocer.”





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