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MY neighbour asked me, "Why were you and your wife fighting yesterday?" I said, "We fight almost daily. Maybe, you just got your ears cleaned yesterday." He said, "I know you have an argument every day but yesterday’s fight was unusually loud." I told him that my wife had been complaining for quite some time that I always took her to inexpensive places. "Why don’t you take me to an expensive place tonight?" She had demanded. So, I took her to a petrol station. Since then, she has been fighting. A husband and wife can fight over anything. Even when there is no issue, they are still capable of bickering. A wife came running and woke up her husband, "Hey, get up. A thief has entered our house and is eating the cake I had prepared. Get up and do something." The husband asked, "What should I do, call the police or the ambulance?’ After that a fight broke between the two and the thief had to call the ambulance. The other day Suvra Mukherjee, wife of President Pranab Mukherjee, had stated that they haven’t fought even once in the 55 years of their marriage. I must remind Suvraji that Pranabji doesn’t fight with any women what to talk of his own wife. That’s why he is the Rashtrapati.
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