ULTAPULTA
Taxing service
Jaspal Bhatti 

A snake charmer was playing his been but the snake refused come out of the pitari (bamboo basket). The reptile was scared of the fact that if it came out, service tax would be imposed on it. Almost all services we use will be subject to 12 per cent service tax. Emraan Hashmi will now kiss his heroines on screen and bill his producers the service tax.

The Tax Department is only bothered about collecting the service tax. It does not care whether the actual service was rendered or not. If Akshay Kumar performs poorly in a movie, the viewer cannot demand that his entertainment tax be reimbursed. The actor, too, cannot say that since he failed to provide the service he should be exempted from the service tax.

The maximum service is being provided by the middlemen who get any kind of work done right from arranging kidneys to Jaguars to telecom bandwidths. They give the actual service and get handsome money but are saved from paying the service tax. Slowly, the revenue department is bringing every service under its ambit. Some people have even dropped basic courtesies from the fear of service tax. Earlier a shopkeeper used to ask whenever a customer went to his shop, ‘Kaya seva karen ji’? Now, it is not the case anymore. When I asked the reason, he replied, “If I ask how I can serve you, the tax men may impose service tax on me.” 





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