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Medical Advice

Panicking when her toddler swallowed a tiny magnet; a mother, rushed him to the emergency room.

"He'll be fine," the doctor promised her. "The magnet should pass through his system in a day or two."

"How will I be sure?" she pressed.

"Well," the doctor suggested, "you could stick him on the refrigerator. When he falls off, you'll know."

Piano tuner

The doorbell rang and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front porch.

"Madam," he announced, "I’m the piano tuner."

The lady exclaimed, "Why? I didn’t send for a piano tuner."

The man replied, "I know you didn’t, but your neighbours did."

Operation needed

A surgeon examined a new patient most carefully. After studying the X-ray examination, he turned to the man and said, "Could you pay for an operation if I told you it was necessary?"

The patient thought for a moment, then said to the doctor, "Would you find one necessary if I told you I couldn’t pay for it?"

Good salesman

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally, to impress even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up both halves of the ‘unbreakable’ comb for everyone to see and said, "And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like on the inside."

Police files

During an exam, a police recruit was asked what he would do if his job required him to arrest his own wife. His reply, "Call for backup."

Blood pressure

After examining a patient, the doctor said, "High blood pressure. It usually comes from the family. Your mother’s side or your father’s?"

"Neither," the patient replied. "It comes from my wife’s family."

"Oh, come now," the doc said. "How could your wife’s family give you high blood pressure?"

He sighed, "You got to meet them sometime, doc."

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