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HUMOUR “Oh dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But, what happened to your other ear?” “The fool called back” Coming out of the supermarket the other day, I saw a scary sight. As a woman loaded groceries into her trunk, her shopping cart began to roll away. The scary part? It was heading straight for my car. She ran after it, but was too late...the cart slammed into my driver’s side door. “How bad is the damage?” I called out, running toward her. “Bad,” she said, gathering her groceries. “I broke at least a dozen eggs.” My friend was working at an amusement park when a couple stopped him. “Excuse me,” said the woman, pointing to a pond. “What is that water made out of?” Bemused, my friend replied, “Two parts hydrogen and one part oxygen.” “See?” she said to her boyfriend. “I told you it wasn’t real.” The boss always scheduled the weekly staff meeting for four thirty on Friday afternoons. When one of the employees finally got the nerve to ask why, he explained. “I will tell you why… I’ve learned that’s the only time of the week when none of you seem to want to argue with me.” Before she died, an old lady wanted to visit England, the home of her ancestors. She went to the Federal Office and asked for a passport. “You must take the loyalty oath first,” the passport clerk said. “Raise your right hand, please.” The senior citizen raised her right hand as the clerk asked, “Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, domestic or foreign?” The sweet old face paled and the voice trembled as she responded, “Well, I guess so, but ... will I have help, or will I have to do it all by
myself?” — Compiled by Sunil Sharma
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A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”