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Spotting liars

A team of scientists from British Columbia in Canada says that there are four facial muscles that can reveal a person’s true feelings. Pala said, "Oye Baley, you know spotting a liar is easy if you watch the movement of specific facial muscles". Bala replied, "Don’t just believe blindly what the scientists say with half-baked knowledge. These foreign scientists don’t seem to have studied the Indian politicians."

Pala said, "During his election speeches, when a politician says he would turn his state into Switzerland if voted to power, does the voter need to study their body language?" Bala said, "Not at all. The voters know for sure that their leader is lying shamelessly. What netaji actually means is that if he’s voted to power, he would make a palatial house in Switzerland."

A lie, if not caught, is always considered a truth. An employee once told his boss, "Sir, my mother-in-law has died. So for that reason I couldn’t come to office yesterday." The boss said, "Don’t tell a lie! I saw your wife shopping in the mall last evening." The subordinate replied, "Sir, a person as senior as you need not tell a lie. I am not married!"

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