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Webside HUMOUR
“Well that’s the last straw, I’ve had enough, I want a divorce”, says the wife angrily. “OK,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more wintering in Key West, or the Caribbean, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Cadillac STS in the garage, and no more country club, and we’ll have to sell the 26-room house and move to two smaller homes, but the decision is yours.” Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. “Who’s that with Jim?” asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “Ours is prettier,” she replies. Defining love If you LOVE something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If it just sits in your living room ...Messes up your stuff ...Eats your food ...Uses your telephone ...Takes your money ...And never appears that your actually set it free in the first place ... You either married it or gave birth to it Driving skill Driving to a new restaurant, Jill took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, “Why didn’t you tell me I was lost?” “I thought you knew where you were going,” he replied. “You always know where you’re going when I’m driving.” A blonde was driving along a road by a wheat field when she saw another blonde in the middle of the field rowing a rowboat. The driver blonde stopped her car and shouted, “Hey, what are you doing?” The blonde in the boat said: “Can’t you see I’m rowing a boat in the sea of wheat”. She said, “You know, it’s blondes like you who made us a laughing stock” and then added angrily “only if I knew how to swim, I’d have come and give you a slap on the
face.”” — Compiled by Sunil Sharma
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A husband and wife were dining at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was she?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my
mistress.”
