WEBSIDE HUMOR

Broken ribs
Scene: Patient laying on a gurney with the doctor standing next to him holding up an x-ray.
Doctor: “Do you want the good news or the bad news first”?
Patient: “Give me the bad news I guess”.
Doctor: “The bad news is your x-ray shows that you have three broken ribs. The good news is we fixed it with Photoshop”.

Dedicated workers
A passerby noticed a couple of city workers working along the city sidewalks. The man was quite impressed with their hard work, but he couldn’t understand what they were doing.
Finally, he approached the workers and asked, “I appreciate how hardworking you are, but what the heck are you doing? It seems that one of you digs a hole, and then the other guy immediately fills it back up again.
One of the city workers explained, “The third guy who plants the trees is off sick today.”

Secret of happiness
A very old couple were telling their friend that they had been married for 66 years. “Amazing. 66 years!” a friend said. “What’s the secret to such a long, happy marriage?”
“Well,” he replied, “It’s like this. The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions.”
“Really? Does that really work?” “Oh, yes,” he said proudly. “66 years, and so far, not one big decision!”

Passing Football
A jumbo-sized freshman went to try out for the football team. The coach asked him if he could tackle and he said, “Hell yes, get a load of this!” 
And with that knocked over a telephone pole as if it were made of balsa wood. 
The coach was dumbfounded and asked if the boy could run, to which the boy replied, “Hell yes!” and he sprinted from corner to corner like lightning. 
The coach stood there with his mouth agape to see such a huge boy run so fast. He finally composed himself and said, “But can you pass a football?” 
The freshman stopped to think for a few seconds, then said, “Hell yes, if I can swallow it, I can surely pass it!”

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma

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