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Great time

Illustration: Sandeep Joshi

Mary’s husband Charlie was a male chauvinist. Both worked full time but he never helped in housework. But one evening, Mary arrived home from work to find old utensils cleaned, a load of wash in the washing machine and a beautifully set table. Charlie even served her a hot cup of tea on the sofa. She was astonished. It turned out that Charlie had read a suggesting that working wives would be more romantically inclined if they weren’t so tired from having to do all the housework. The next day, she told her friends in office about it. "Charlie even cleaned up, helped the kids with their homework. I really enjoyed my evening." "But what about afterwards?" her friends wanted to know. "It didn’t work out," Mary said. "Charlie was too tired."

Cursed life

An old man goes to the wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma

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