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Webside HUMOUR
Dependable boss
Harry walks into his supervisor’s office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Harry,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Harry, “I knew I could count on you!”
Beautiful night
The reception had ended and the newlyweds had just sneaked off to the honeymoon resort. After supper and champagne, the groom retired to the bedroom. But the bride pulled a chair up to the balcony doors and sat there, gazing at the stars.
“Dear,” asked the somewhat impatient husband. “Aren’t you coming to bed?”
“No,” she announced. “My mother told me this was going to be the most beautiful night of my life, and I don’t want to miss a single minute of it.”
Season tickets
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium.”
“Hmmm,” her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.
Teasing him, Sarah said, “Would you swap me for a season ticket?”
“Absolutely not,” he said.
“How sweet,” Sarah said. “Tell me why not.”
“Season’s more than half over,” he said.
Long wait
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a certain brand of brushes knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the guy told her that she wasn’t home.
“Well,” the woman said “ could I please wait for her?” The man directed her to the drawing room and left her there for more than three hours. After feeling really worried, she called out for him and asked,” May I know where your wife is?” “ She went to the cemetery,” he replied. “And when is she coming?”
“I don’t really know,” he said. “She’s been there eleven years now.”
Compiled by Sunil SharmaCompiled by Sunil Sharma
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