Webside HUMOUR
Solving problems
Hubby:
"You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.
Why"?
Wife:
"When there is a problem, no matter how insurmountable, I
look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Hubby:
"You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you"
Wife:
"Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What
other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Nut case
A guy had just
returned from two weeks of vacation. He asked his boss for two
more weeks off to get married.
"What!"
shouted the boss? "I can't give you more time now. Why
didn't you get married while you were off?"
"Are you
nuts?" he replied. "That would have ruined my whole
vacation."
Identity issues
A woman talks
to a psychiatrist and says, "You've got to help me doctor,
my husband thinks he's a racehorse! He neighs, sleeps on straw,
and even eats grain!"
"No
problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him, but it's
going to be costly!"
"Oh, money
isn't an issue," says the disgruntled wife. "He's
already won two races!"
Golf lessons
This fellow's
wife was constantly nagging him to teach her to play golf.
Finally, one morning he relented and off they go. First hole:
Par 3, 179 yards, very pretty.
The husband
steps up first and says, "Now
watch me, and
do the same thing." He hits a beautiful shot, lands on the
green with about 30 feet to the cup.
The wife steps
up, drills it, hooks it, and it ricochets off a tree, bounces
off a rock and rolls up onto the green and drops into the cup.
The husband
looks at this, and says, "OK, now you know how to play,
let's go home."
Insurance
policy
Jill was
discussing the various aspects and possible outcome of the
Insurance policy with the man at the Insurance Agency.
During the
discussion, she asked, "Suppose I take the life insurance
for my husband today and tomorrow he dies? What will I
get?"
The agent eyed
her suspiciously and replied, "Probably 20 to life."
Compiled by Sunil Sharma
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