Webside HUMOUR
Wild mess-up

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One morning, while still deep in the jungle, the hunter’s wife awakened to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband, and they both set off in search of the old woman. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was standing face to face with a ferocious lion.

"What are we going to do?" his horrified wife asked.

"Nothing," her husband replied, "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"

Beachside view

An American touring the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit. A bedouin gazed at him in amazement.

"I’m going swimming," the tourist explained.

"But the ocean is 800 miles away," the Arab informed him.

"Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed with a huge smile. "Boy, what a beach!"

Print line

A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens."

"How did you know that?" his mother asked.

"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it’s printed on the bottom".

Facebook

It’s a place where if a boy posts a joke, gets no response.

And if a girl posts the same joke.

She gets 150 Likes, 300 Comments and 60 Friends Requests.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma