Webside HUMOUR
Sensitive news

Three guys were working on a high-rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Charlie says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Bill says, "OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a six-pack beer.

Charlie says, "Where did you get that, Bill?"

"Steve’s wife gave it to me." Bill answers.

"That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"

Bill says, "Well not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, ‘You must be Steve’s widow.’"

She said, "No, I’m not a widow."

And I said, "Wanna, bet me a six-pack?"

Same service

A husband visited a marriage counsellor and said, "When we were first married, I would`A0come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after 10 years, it’s all different. I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."

"Why complain?" said the counsellor, "You’re still getting the same service."

Getting divorced

A woman walks into a lawyer’s office and asks, "Is it true that if I get divorced, I’m entitled to half of my husband’s possessions?"

"In most cases," answers the lawyer, "it is true. Are you getting a divorce?"

"Not yet," the woman replies. "First, I’ve got to get married."

Poor girls

A man was watching FTV when suddenly his son came into the room. To conceal his embarrassment, he said: ‘Poor girls, they don’t even have enough money to buy clothes.

The son replied: "If you want to see some girls even more poor than them, I have a CD dad".

Compiled by Sunil Sharma