Webside HUMOUR
Dictionary meaning

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.

Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED.

I beg to differ because, there is!!!

When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE"..

And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"!

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ...

"COMPLETELY FINISHED"

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop. A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck. "Good Lord, mister," he gasped, "Are you drunk?" "Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What do you think I am-a stunt driver?"

The owner of a cyber cafe on a quiet afternoon noticed a young woman sitting in front of one of the workstations with her arms crossed across her chest, staring at the screen. After about 15 minutes, he noticed that she was still in the same position, only now she was impatiently tapping her foot.

Finally, he approached her and asked if she needed help.  She replied, "It’s about time. I pressed the F1 button more than 20 minutes ago."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma