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Strange case

A lawyer named ‘Strange’ was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. "Here lies an honest man and a lawyer," responded the lawyer.

"Sorry, but I can’t do that," replied the stonecutter. "In this state, it’s against the law to bury two people in the same grave.

However, I could put: ‘Here lies an honest lawyer’." "But that won’t let people know who it is," protested the lawyer. "It most certainly will," retorted the stonecutter and added, "People will read it and exclaim, ‘That’s Strange!’"

A wife accompanied her husband to get a haircut. While waiting, she starts reading a magazine. She liked a particular hairstyle for herself, and asked the receptionist if she could take the magazine next door to make a copy of the photo.

"Leave some ID, a driver’s licence or a credit card," the receptionist said. "But my husband is here getting a haircut," she explained. "Yes", replied the receptionist. "But I need something you’ll come back for."

Wife to a drunk husband: "From now on, if your lips touch liquor, you will never touch mine. What are you thinking?

Husband: "Deciding, 18-year-old scotch or 36-year-old lips".

Paddy and Mick find two live grenades in a field. They take them to a police station. Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there.

Paddy: "We will lie and say we only found one."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma