Webside HUMOUR
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A guy bought a new refrigerator for his house. To get rid of his old refrigerator, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want it, you take it..."

For three days, the refrigerator sat there without anyone looking at it twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: "Refrigerator for sale $50." The next day someone stole it!

A man joined a big multi-national company as a trainee. On his first day, he dialled the pantry and shouted into the phone, "Get me a coffee quickly!"

The voice from the other side responded, "You fool you’ve dialled the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to? I am the Managing Director of the company, you fool!"

The trainee shouted back, "And do you know who you are talking to, you fool?"

"No", replied the Managing Director.

"Good", replied the trainee and put down the phone!

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. A little further, a voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as instructed. Suddenly, a car came around the corner, barely missing him. The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where were you when I got married?"

Compiled by Sunil Sharma