Webside HUMOUR
Well-behaved dog

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation. He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?"

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, "I’ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too."

Office orders

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole eight-feet-deep. After the job was completed, the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn’t be needed. "Fill it up," he ordered.

The worker did as he’d been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn’t get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top.

He went to the office and explained his problem. The boss snorted.

"Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There’s obviously only one thing to do. You’ll have to dig that hole deeper!"

A matter of trust

A tourist climbed out of his car in downtown Washington, D.C. He said to a man standing near the curb, "Listen, I’m going to be only a couple of minutes. Would you watch my car while I run into this store?"

"What?" the man huffed. "Do you realise that I am a member of the United States Senate?"

"Well no," the tourist said, "I didn’t realise that. But it’s all right. I’ll trust you anyway."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma