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Mixed-up mithais
Jaspal Bhatti 

Every year Diwali brings back adulteration days. For sweetshop owners and food inspectors, the festival brings prosperity. However, we do not depend upon food inspectors for checking and confiscating milawati khoya. Because, over the years, our stomachs have become used to digest any kind of adulterant. A few problems of food poisoning or gastrointestinal diseases do occur when food product manufacturers and sweet makers in India come up with new and cheap substitutes to be used as adulterants. We understand that it is very difficult for the government to reign in adulterators but they can at least test the adulterated samples of mithai on rats and monkeys before putting these in the market. But on second thought, activists working against cruelty to animals will protest.

A healthy child in today’s context is one who can readily digest anything from chalk powder to diesel. A child, who can gulp down synthetic milk without falling sick in the process, is considered the bravest these days. Synthetic milk is generally a mixture of water, pulverised detergent or soap, sodium hydroxide, vegetable oil, salt and urea.

A foreigner friend of mine asked, "I hear that you have a high level of food adulteration in your country. Don’t you fall sick after having such foods and sweets?" I replied, "We do fall sick but only a few Indian medicines can cure us." He asked, "Why only Indian medicines?" I said, "Because they are equally spurious."





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