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Wrong choice

The long-awaited day came at last when a mother took her two kids to the station to welcome her husband home from the war. The younger kid Harry was very small when his father went overseas and couldn't remember what he looked like, was watching everything intently.

As the soldiers left the train, they marched past the roped-off crowds. As her husband was the first one to alight from the train, the wife hugged and was overjoyed to have him home again. Everything went smoothly until later in the day when Harry misbehaved and his Dad scolded him.

Harry glared at him, then turned to Mother and demanded indignantly, "Did you have to pick the first one you saw?"

Last request

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin, and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes, and was short. The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me — is our youngest son my child?"

The wife replied, "I swear on everything that’s holy that he is your son."

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, "Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three."

Christmas gift

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"

Being religious

Moe: My wife converted me to religion.

Joe: Really?

Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn’t believe in hell.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma