Webside HUMOUR
Lost case

Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbour, to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.

The wife said, "He is 35 years old, 6-foot 4-inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

The next-door neighbour protested, "Your husband is 5-foot 8-inches, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants him back?"

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:

Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years, I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old most beautiful girl.

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession"?

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish".

Father: "Then why are telling me all this"?

Man: "What are you talking man! I am telling everybody."

"How was your blind date?" a college student asked her roommate.

"Terrible!" the roommate answered. "He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce."

"Wow! That’s a very expensive car. What’s so bad about that?"

"He was the original owner."

A girl in our office got engaged some time ago. She came to office wearing her engagement ring but none of the other women in the office even noticed.

Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said "Boy!!! It’s so warm in here today, I think I’ll take off my ring."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma