Webside HUMOUR
Patient confession

Farmer Josh killed a pig and hung it up for the night, intending to butcher it in the morning, but the next day it was gone. He didn’t tell a soul about it, and nothing happened for more than two months.

Then another farmer, who lived down the road, came by and said, "By the way Josh, did you ever find out who stole your pig?"

"Nope," said Josh. "Not until just now."

Good job

Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God made you, Grandpa?"

"Yes," the grandfather answered.

A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?"

"Yes, He did," the older man answered. For a few minutes, the little girl seemed to be studying her grandpa, as well as her own reflection in the mirror, and finally said, "You know, Grandpa," she said, "God’s doing a lot better job these days."

A woman was chatting with her friend. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a $20 bill to a bum."

"You gave a bum 20 whole dollars? That’s a lot of money to just give away. What did your husband say about it?"

"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He took it and said, ‘Thanks.’"

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to a group of medical students.

"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael, what would you do in a case like this?"

"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose, I’d limp too."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma