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Order cancelled

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totalling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, "We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one."

The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, "Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long."

Andy came to work one day, limping awfully. One of his co-workers noticed and asked what happened.

Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

"I never knew you played hockey."

"I don’t," said Andy. "I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup playoffs and put my foot through the television."

"Doctor, you were right when you said you’d have me on my feet and walking in no time".

"That’s good John; when did you start walking"?

"When I got your bill, doctor, I had to sell my car to pay it".

A woman was sipping a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband. She said, "I love you so much. I don’t know how I could ever live without you."

Her husband asked, "Is that you, or the wine talking?"

She replied, "It’s me...talking to the wine."

A harried husband wrote these keywords on Google ‘How to tackle wife?’

Google search result, ‘Good day sir, Even we are searching’.

— Compiled by Sunil Sharma