Webside HUMOUR
Speed trap

The fist knocking on the door belonged to a cop. Bracing for the worst, a man who was working on a job site, opened up.

"Is that yours?" asked the officer, pointing to a company van that was jutting out into the narrow street.

"Uh, yes, it is," said the man.

"Would you mind moving it?" asked the officer. "We’ve set up a speed trap and the van’s causing everyone to slow down."

Bachelor cooks

Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.

"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."

"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.

"You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way: ‘Take a clean dish...’"

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher decided to investigate.

"What’s the problem, Carol? I hope it’s not homework again."

"Well... yes, it is." replied Carol, reluctantly. "I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane."

"Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do," said the teacher, "but this once I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in."

"Oh, but that won’t work," said Carol, looking even sadder. "You see, the plane was hijacked."

In a small town local church, the congregation had gathered for Sunday prayers when suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears. Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance. Soon, the church was empty except for an old man, who sit calmly in his pew. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don’t you know who I am?"

The man says, "Yep, sure do."

Satan says, "Well, aren’t you afraid of me?"

The man says, "Nope, not at all. I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma