Webside HUMOUR
Happy anniversary

On their second wedding anniversary, a man after reaching his office thought of sending a bouquet to his wife. He telephoned a florist and told him to write “Happy Anniversary, Year Number 2” on the card. In the evening, the husband reached home anticipating a romantic welcome, but was aghast to find her in a very pensive mood instead.
The wife threw the flowers and the card at him which read: “Happy Anniversary. You’re Number 2.”

Natural death

The doctor’s office was crowded as usual, but the doctor was moving at his usual snail’s pace. After waiting for two hours, an old man slowly stood up and started walking toward the door.
“Where are you going?” the receptionist called out.
“Well,” he said, “I figured I’d go home and die a natural death.”

Getting 100

Little Debbie came running into the house after school one day, shouting, “Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!”
“That’s great, Sweetheart,” said her daddy. “Come in the living room and tell me about it.”
“Well,” began the confession, “I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math, and 20 in science.”

Fishing partner

The young boy protested vigorously when his mother asked him to take his little sister along fishing. “The last time she came,” he objected, “I didn’t catch a single fish.” “I’ll talk to her,” his mother said, “and I promise this time she won’t make any noise.”
“It wasn’t the noise, Mom,” the boy replied. “She ate all my bait.”

Hair and there

Friend: “I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?”
Woman: “Yes, it’s a lock of my husband’s hair.”
Friend: “But your husband is still alive.”
Woman: “I know, but his hair is gone.”

Compiled by Sunil Sharma