Webside HUMOUR
Deadly wish

A guy was in a cave, looking for treasure. He found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.

The genie said, "I will grant you three wishes, but your ex-wife will get double." The man agreed, and said, "I wish I had a mansion."

The genie granted it, and his ex-wife got two mansions.

The man said, "I would like a million dollars." The genie again granted it and his ex-wife got two million dollars. Then the man said, "Scare me half to death."

A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him and asked; "could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?"

The surprised patient said; "why doctor, it wasn’t all that bad this time!" The dentist said; "there are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don’t want to miss the four o’clock train."

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student aide, Sam found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn’t need Sam’s help to leave the hospital.

After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let Sam wheel him to the elevator. On the way down, Sam asked him if his wife was meeting him. I don’t know," he said, "She is still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown."

A couple is taking a stroll in a lovely meadow when they come upon a wishing well. The husband makes a wish, leans over, and throws a quarter down the well. The wife then takes out a quarter, makes a wish, and then leans over. Unfortunately, she leans over a little too far, falls down into the well, and drowns.

The husband stands there for a moment in total disbelief and then said, "Holy crap, it works!"

Compiled by Sunil Sharma