Webside HUMOUR
Huge delivery

A truck driver was driving at a high speed along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said "low bridge ahead." Before he could do anything, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car pulled up. The cop got out of his car and walked around to the truck driver, put his hands on his hips and said, "Got stuck, huh?"

The truck driver said, "No officer... I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas!"

An attendant with an orthopaedic surgeon was carrying a display skeleton on the back seat of her car. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in the car beside her became obvious.

She looked across and explained, "I’m delivering him to my doctor’s office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you, lady," he said, "but I think it’s too late!"

The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, so one day when the librarian saw him roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could help.

"I have to read a play by Shakespeare," he said.

"Which one?" she asked.

Still scanning the shelves, he answered, "William."

Three drunks hailed a taxi. The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here. The first guy gave him money, second guy said thanks, but the third guy slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realised the car didn’t move an inch. So what was that for, he asked. "Control your speed next time, you almost killed us".

Compiled by Sunil Sharma