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Horror for horror’s sake
The script of Vincenzo Natali’s Splice is woefully weak and the fare never rises above the dull and listless
Ervell E. Menezes Ervell E. Menezes

If Hollywood horror is pass`E9 for you, then you have a French-Canadian offering Splice, which twists genre conventions to deliver an eerie, ikky entertainer, not much different as it flatters only to deceive and its 100-minute duration seems far, far longer.

That is because of a slip story line and claustrophobic indoors where two scientists Clive (Adrian Brody) and Elsa (Sarah Polley) are cooped in for a major experiment. Even the product, named Ginger, Dren and Splice in various stages of development yearns for the outdoors. But these two scientists/lovers or what you may are constantly quibbling over decisions and yes, you’ve guessed it, the Elsa reiterates the fact that they are indeed the stronger sex.

The 100-minute duration of French-Canadian offering Splice appears far longer
The 100-minute duration of French-Canadian offering Splice appears far longer

But a talented actor like Adrian Brody is thoroughly wasted in this apology of an entertainer and a comparatively unknown Sarah Polley, who has the looks to take her far, makes the most of the spotlight even though she does not display any special acting skills.

It is a weird subject but not one without possibilities but the script is woefully weak and director Vincenzo Natali has to make the most of a bad situation. With only two characters hogging the limelight, the fare never rises above the dull and listless. Then the FX team comes into play, with the creature assuming different forms, even taking wing. But it always has a prominent devil-like tail and it quite literally has a sting in it. May be, the best part of the film is the long shots of Splice on the rooftop in the snow-ridden wilds.

When most of the gags fail, Natali sprays death in the last quarter. Is he running out of film? Or ideas? Or both. But the ending is capping the implausible story with libido and Spice changing sex. This is only for those patient enough to brave it out till then. In sum, horror for horror’s sake and eminently avoidable.





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