Webside HUMOUR
Bid successful

One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this bird, so he got caught up in the bidding. He kept on bidding, but kept getting outbid, so he bid higher and higher and higher.

Finally, after he bid way more than he intended, he won the bid — the parrot was his at last.

As he was paying for the parrot, he said to the auctioneer, “I sure hope this parrot can talk. I would hate to have paid this much for it, only to find out that he can’t talk!” “Don’t worry.” said the auctioneer, “He can talk. Who do you think kept bidding against you?”

Perfect role

A little girl and a little boy were at a daycare one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, “Hey Billy, want to play house?”

He says, “Sure! What do you want me to do?”

Sally replies, “I want you to communicate your feelings.”

“Communicate my feelings?” said a bewildered Billy. “I have no idea what that means.”

The little girl nods and says, “Perfect. You can be the husband.”

Next one

After a young couple brought home their new baby, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said. “I’ll do the next one.”

The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”

Mental case

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out. They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, “Let them fight, they forgot I have the keys”.

Compiled by Sunil Sharma