Webside HUMOUR
Direct object
In a grammar
lesson in the eighth grade, Mrs O’Neill said, "Paul, give
me a sentence with a direct object."
Paul replied.
"Everyone thinks you are the best teacher in the
school."
"Thank
you, Paul," responded Mrs. O’Neill, "but what is the
object?"
"To get
the best marks possible," replied Paul
Mom’s fish
A family on a
fishing excursion was not having any luck that day. After
drifting for hours without so much as a nibble, suddenly the old
mom’s fishing rod had some movement. Everyone on the boat was
excited, cheering the old woman and telling her to take her
time. Finally she lifted the fish into the boat, picked it up,
removed the hook, looked at it up and down, and then tossed it
back into the water. Everybody was stunned. Her son said,
"Mom, why did you throw that fish back into the
water?"
"I don’t
know. To me, it just didn’t look fresh."
Bill paying
A wholesale
dealer, who had a lot of trouble in getting a certain retailer
to pay his bills, finally lost patience and wrote the merchant a
threatening letter. He received the following reply: "Dear
Sir: What do you mean by writing me a letter like that? Every
month I place all my bills in a hat and then figure out how much
money I have to pay on my accounts. Then I have my bookkeeper
draw as many bills out of the hat as I have money to pay. If you
don't like my way of doing business, I won't even put your bills
in the hat."
Blue eyes
While shopping
at men’s clothing store, a customer asked the salesman to help
her pick out a tie that would make her husband’s blue eyes
stand out.
"Ma’am,"
the salesman explained, "any tie will make your husband’s
blue eyes stand out if you tie it tight enough."
Compiled by Sunil Sharma
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