Webside HUMOUR
Coast clear

It was two o’clock in the morning and a husband and wife were asleep, when suddenly the phone rang.

The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello ... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" and promptly slammed the phone down.

His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?"

The husband replies, "I don’t know. Some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear".

The new army recruit was serving his first guard duty. He did his best for a while but about 5 a.m., he went to sleep. When he opened his eyes he found the day officer standing before him.

Remembering the stiff penalty for being asleep on guard duty, this clever young man kept his head bowed for another moment, then looked upward and reverently said, "A-a-a-men!"

Two husbands were discussing their married lives. Although happily married, they admitted that there were arguments sometimes.

The Chad said, "I’ve made one great discovery. I know how to always have the last word."

"Wow!’ said Sherman, "how did you manage that?"

"It’s easy," replied Chad. "My last word is always ‘Yes, Dear.’"

Bidding at a local auction was proceeding furiously when the auctioneer suddenly announced, "A gentleman in this room has lost a wallet containing $10,000. If it is returned, he will pay a reward of $2,000."

There was a moment’s silence, and then from the back of the room came the cry, "Two thousand five hundred."

Compiled by Sunil Sharma