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Jaspal Bhatti

A red Tibetan mastiff puppy has become the world’s most expensive dog when it was recently sold for a million pounds. I wonder, when somebody buys such an expensive dog, how can he go to sleep? He/she must be worrying all the time that somebody might steal the animal. Imagine a dog sleeping cozily on the most comfortable of beds, and the master keeping a stern watch for thieves in the cold outside. I don’t think such a million-pound dog could be sent out for walking without Z-security.

It is a matter of priorities. Some people may prefer a million-pound house than a dog. Others might sell their houses to buy such a Tibetan dog. `A0Remember the famous dialogue from Sholay when Dharmendra shouts, "In kutton ke samne mat nachna Basanti." Though, I guess, Basanti would love to dance before a million-pound dog, in case its master is ready to spend a few lakhs for the entertainment of his dog.

A man went to buy a dog. The seller showed him two similar-looking dogs with a huge price difference. The buyer asked the reason. The seller said, "It is a matter of intelligence. The expensive one chases running cars whereas the stupid one chases even the parked cars."





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