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Cricket epidemic
Mannika Chopra
I
candidly admit that I am a card-carrying member of a club
that sees a cricket match as just a cricket match. But if you
were to see television news channels these days, particularly
the shows on the face-off between India and Pakistan, you will
realise what is actually being played at Mohali on Wednesday is
a surrogate war.
By the time
this column appears, the "war" would have been won or
lost, and many unlike Mani Shankar Aiyar, who, on NDTV’s We
the People, said he could not care less who was victorious
— he simply wants the best team should win — most of India,
especially in the North, will be in fits of jubilation or in the
depths of depression by Thursday.
An India-Pakistan cricket match always whips up mass hysteria |
Like Aiyar I,
too, am getting sick of seeing the sport of cricket dressed up
as nationalism dovetailing into a one huge sense of collective
national identity. Just scan the scenes at the Wagah border
where news channels like Zee News and Aaj Tak have set up camp.
Here the crowds are cheering and ready to jeer for the Wednesday
marathon. Cricketers like Bishen Bedi and Mohinder Amarnath may
be trying to quell passions with nifty poetic verses but the
media, soaked in cricket fever, won’t have any of it. The
cricket epidemic is on but I am afraid I have yet to get a
sniffle.
Don’t get me
wrong. I want India to win as much as the next Indian but it is
simply not a do or die situation. I equally want India to win
against other teams as well. In fact, let the truth be told, I
wanted India to win desperately against the cocky Australians.
But I am not deluded enough to believe that a loss in Mohali is
a loss of national pride and an assault on India’s
Indian-ness. I think there are more pressing things to worry
about than the sight of captain M.S. Dhoni’s, admittedly,
shapely physique or salivating over every quote that Pakistan’s
Interior Minister Rehman Malik happily gave on match fixing.
On the topic of
match fixing, CNN-IBN’s Rajdeep Sardesai on his nightly show
tried hard to get his panellists to say that given the enormity
of the stakes, it would be hard to fix this particular match,
but, sadly, no one came out openly to say that would not happen.
Senior sports journalist Pradeep Magazine looked pained as he
said: "I want to believe that there is no match fixing
but`85" The words and thoughts were left hanging in the
air. Sir Viv Richards was more definite.
Try as I might,
I couldn’t find the middle-of-the road voices on the small
screen, apart from Aiyar. The general tone has been one of
cheesy nationalism and a welter of the Tricolour being painted
on every possible corner of the human body and a rash of Indian
flags erupting on the screens. Culture, identity and sports are
tightly intertwined in the media’s DNA, and should there be an
India loss, I dread to think of the popular reaction. The sensex
will crash but I hope the national mood won’t. Maybe its time
to strip the sport of its ultra patriotic hues.
And, yes, there
are other channels that one can watch that have nothing
whatsoever to do with the C word. Like TLC. Oops, there is a C
right here, too, but thankfully it has noting to do with
cricket. Tucked away every evening in the channels line-up is a
show called Sarah Palin’s Alaska. For those who came in
late, Palin was a Republican vice- presidential candidate in the
historic American elections last year.
This year she
has sort of become a television host-cum-tour-guide, ostensibly
telling the world, or at least her TV audience on how rich and
magnificent, her home state Alaska is. The only problem is that
the show seems more like a well-planned campaign for the Palin’s
second attempt in 2014 than a benign travel show.
It is all about
family outings, in the admittedly magnificent natural wonderland
of Alaska. And how she networks with the local people for their
betterment. She is always smiling, almost pumping flesh and even
getting her position to right to life across.
I kid you not.`A0 Sarah and
Todd Palin’s youngest child has Down syndrome and the
politician talks of how she refused a medical termination,
adding clearly: "I don’t know how people do it."
Well, I don’t know how channels allow their air space be used
by what is clearly a positioning programme. I really have to
wonder how the show fared in the TRP race internationally.
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