Webside HUMOUR
Daddy dear

The policeman was walking his beat when he saw two men fighting and a little boy standing alongside them crying, "Daddy, Daddy!"

The officer pulled the two men apart and, turning to the boy, asked, "Which one is your father, lad?"

"I don’t know," the boy said, rubbing tears from his eyes. "That’s what they’re fighting about!"

A man goes into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he can give him something for the hiccups. The pharmacist promptly reaches out and slaps the man’s face.

"What did you do that for?" the man asks.

"Well, you don’t have the hiccups anymore, do you?"

The man thinks for a minute and says, "No, but my wife out in the car still does."

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So, when she and her husband reached the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time. The husband responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases."

The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I’d like to make a little change."

Craig’s two kids are in the same class at school, and the teacher had the class write reports about their pets. After the reports were all turned in, the teacher called one of the youngsters up to her desk and scolded him.

"This report on ‘My Dog’ is exactly, word for word, the same as your brother’s. Did you copy from him?"

He replies, "No Ma’am. It’s about the same dog."