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woman walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist that she needed some cyanide to poison her husband. The pharmacist was shocked. He said, “I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband! That’s against the law! I’ll lose my licence... They’ll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen!” Then the woman reached for her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with the pharmacist’s wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well, now... You didn’t tell me you had a prescription”.
Happily married
“Now, that looks like a happily married couple,” remarked the husband. “Don’t be too sure, my dear. They are probably saying the same thing about us,” replied his wife.
Smart witness
While Mark was shopping for pet supplies, one of the salespersons came running up to him. “Mark! Mark! I just saw someone driving off with your BMW!” “Dear God! Did your try to stop him?” “No,” said the clerk, “but don’t worry. I got the licence plate number!”
On their 50th wedding anniversary, a couple summed up the reason for their long and happy marriage. The husband said, “I have tried never to be selfish. After all, there is no ‘I’ in the word ‘marriage’.” The wife said, “For my part, I have never corrected my husband’s spelling.” Compiled by
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