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A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. “Come with me”, said St Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver followed St Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool. “Wow, thank you”, said the taxi driver. Next, St Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. “Wait, I think you are a little mixed up”, said the priest. “Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.” “Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed!”
Teacher: “What does your father do for a living”? Student: “He is a magician”. Teacher: “What is his favourite event”? Student: “He cuts people in two”. Teacher: “How many brothers and sisters do you have”? Student: “One half-brother and one half-sister....”
A man and his wife entered the dentist’s office. “I want a tooth pulled,” the man said. “We are in a big hurry, so let us not fool around with gas or Novocain or any of that stuff.” “You are a very brave man,” remarked the dentist. “Which tooth is it?” “Show him your bad tooth, honey,” said the man to his wife.
Universal fact Young Son: “Is it true, Dad? I heard that in some parts of the world a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her” Dad: “That happens in every country, son”. Compiled by Sunil Sharma |
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